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		<title>In timpul sedintei Parlamentului</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Feb 2012 17:35:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ieri, in timpul sedintei Parlamentului, in sala au intrat doi banditi. Si-au cerut scuze pentru intarziere si s-au asezat la locurile lor.
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		<title>Dupa a cincea bere</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Feb 2012 17:27:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dupa a cincea bere te simti ca presedintele juriului unui concurs de frumusete!
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		<title>Adevarul</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Feb 2012 18:31:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[- Dragul meu, spune-mi, nu arat prea grasa in blugii astea?
- Te superi daca-ti spun adevarul?
- Nu.
- M-am culcat cu sora-ta.
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		<title>Testul de sarcina</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Feb 2012 10:53:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Prietena mea si-a facut un test de sarcina astazi. Exact cum ma asteptam, e doar obeza&#8230;
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		<title>Basescu a facut un nou guvern</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Feb 2012 10:47:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Basescu a facut un nou guvern. Nu mie, nu tie, ci SIE
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		<title>Examen la politisti</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Feb 2012 07:10:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Cica la gabori avea loc un examen de promovare. Un subofiter se agita si afla de la cineva ca la examen se intreaba cine a scris &#8220;Luceafarul&#8221;. Politistul se agita el dar nu gaseste raspunsul. Se ducela locotenent: - Dom&#8217; locotenent ! Am si eu o intrebare ? - Zi ma ! - Cine a [...] <a href="http://glume-bancuri.net/2012/02/examen-la-politisti/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><br /><div><img src="http://glume-bancuri.net/wp-content/plugins/gd-star-rating/gfx.php?value=0.0" /></div><div>Rating: 0.0/<strong>10</strong> (0 votes cast)</div><br />]]></description>
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		<title>Politistul la cofetarie</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Feb 2012 20:23:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Intra un politist intr-o cofetarie ca sa-si cumpere ceva dulce pentru acasa. Se duce la vanzator si zice: - Nu va suparati, bomboane este ? Vanzatorul se uita la el asa mai ciudat si ii zice : - Domnule, bomboane SUNT ! A doua zi iar se duce politistul sa-si ia ceva dulce de la [...] <a href="http://glume-bancuri.net/2012/02/politistul-la-cofetarie/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><br /><div><img src="http://glume-bancuri.net/wp-content/plugins/gd-star-rating/gfx.php?value=0.0" /></div><div>Rating: 0.0/<strong>10</strong> (0 votes cast)</div><br />]]></description>
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		<title>La aceeasi ora</title>
		<link>http://glume-bancuri.net/2012/02/la-aceeasi-ora/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Feb 2012 20:06:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In aceasta seara, cartierul Cotroceni a ramas fara curent electric. La aceeasi ora, cartierul Ferentari a ramas fara locuitori.
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		<title>Fotbal</title>
		<link>http://glume-bancuri.net/2012/02/fotbal/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Feb 2012 18:52:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Fotbal: singurul mod legal de a cumpara un negru&#8230;
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		<title>Un maniac</title>
		<link>http://glume-bancuri.net/2012/02/un-maniac/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Feb 2012 18:50:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Un maniac a stropit banii cu otrava si i-a donat unui azil de batrani. Au murit 5 deputati, primarul si asistenta sa. Nici un batran nu a avut de suferit!
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		<title>Gardurile oltenilor</title>
		<link>http://glume-bancuri.net/2012/02/gardurile-oltenilor/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Feb 2012 17:20:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[R : Cum isi fac oltenii gardurile?
I : Pun cate un stalp si scriu &#8220;etc.&#8221;
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		<title>Cum se recunoaste un oltean [...?]</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Feb 2012 14:17:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[R : Cum se recunoaste un oltean dintr-un grup de persoane ?
I : Strigi &#8220;sefule&#8221; iar el este singurul care întoarce capul&#8230;
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