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		<title>La mine nu te gandesti?</title>
		<link>http://glume-bancuri.net/2012/05/la-mine-nu-te-gandesti/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 May 2012 11:39:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[- Dragule, cum te-ai asezat la masa, ti-ai bagat capul in ziar. La mine nu te gandesti?
- Ba da, draga. Ia si tu un ziar&#8230;
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		<title>Discutie intre doi baieti</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 May 2012 09:25:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[- M-am despartit de ea. - De ce ? - E doar&#8230;prea mult pentru mine. - Ce vrei sa spui ? Cu ce-a gresit ? - Pai, pentru inceput e obsesia pentru cum arata. Mereu sa arate bine, ii ia o vesnicie sa se imbrace. E nesigura&#8230; - Deci i-ai frant inima doar pentru ca [...] <a href="http://glume-bancuri.net/2012/05/discutie-intre-doi-baieti/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><br /><div><img src="http://glume-bancuri.net/wp-content/plugins/gd-star-rating/gfx.php?value=0.0" /></div><div>Rating: 0.0/<strong>10</strong> (0 votes cast)</div><br />]]></description>
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		<title>Stiati ca…</title>
		<link>http://glume-bancuri.net/2012/05/stiati-ca%e2%80%a6/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 May 2012 08:12:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Stiati ca fraza: &#8220;Vino la mine, vom privi un film&#8221; determina fetele sa se epileze?
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		<title>Cand o fata este indragostita</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 May 2012 08:10:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Cand o fata este indragostita, nu stie nimeni in afara de ea. Cand un baiat este indragostit, stie toata lumea in afara de ea.
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		<title>Daca o femeie semnalizeaza stanga</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 May 2012 10:32:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Daca o femeie semnalizeaza stanga, nu inseamna ca va vira neaparat la dreapta. Ea poate merge si inainte.
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		<title>N-as zice ca sunt lenes</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 May 2012 10:30:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[N-as zice ca sunt lenes, dar mi-as dori sa lucrez la Serviciul Pasapoarte in Coreea de Nord.
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		<title>A avea vointa</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 May 2012 10:27:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A avea vointa inseamna sa vezi o pielita la un deget, sa reusesti sa nu tragi de ea si sa astepti sa o tai cu forfecuta acasa
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		<title>O sotie cu centura neagra la karate</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 May 2012 10:21:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[O sotie cu centura neagra la karate inseamna: o familie sanatoasa, copii educati, soacra politicoasa, un sot iubitor si credincios
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		<title>La service</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 May 2012 05:05:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[La service:
&#8220;Ne pare rau, nu v-am putut repara franele, dar v-am dat claxonul mai tare&#8221;
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		<title>Nu imi permite religia !</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 09:00:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[La un dineu, preotul catolic este asezat langa rabin. Se serveste un superb cotlet de porc si preotul ii zice la rabi : - Din asta nu o sa mancati ? - Evident, nu imi permite religia . - Vai ce pacat, nu stiti ce pierdeti . Se termina dineul, la plecare rabi ii zice [...] <a href="http://glume-bancuri.net/2012/05/nu-imi-permite-religia/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><br /><div><img src="http://glume-bancuri.net/wp-content/plugins/gd-star-rating/gfx.php?value=0.0" /></div><div>Rating: 0.0/<strong>10</strong> (0 votes cast)</div><br />]]></description>
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		<title>Tigan pe bicicleta</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2012 20:00:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I : Ce este un tigan pe bicicleta ?
R : Mobilrom .
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		<title>Hartie igienica</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2012 18:11:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Se canalizeaza un cartier de tigani . Bulibasa din acest cartier vorbeste cu alt bulibasa, din alt cartier, necanalizat : - Cum e acuma, mancat&#8217;as ? - Aaa, e mult mai bine ! Avem apa calda, baie, wc .. , piranda mea a luat chiar si perie de WC !! - Ehe, cred ca e [...] <a href="http://glume-bancuri.net/2012/05/hartie-igienica/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><br /><div><img src="http://glume-bancuri.net/wp-content/plugins/gd-star-rating/gfx.php?value=0.0" /></div><div>Rating: 0.0/<strong>10</strong> (0 votes cast)</div><br />]]></description>
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